dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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