do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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