Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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