girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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