brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he thought i was a dude.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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