How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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