actually, I'm a sock model
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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