Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
a search helicopter?!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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