Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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