why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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