What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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