It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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