I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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