well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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