question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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