wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
