This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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