your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
