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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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