Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she looked like the before picture.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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