I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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