I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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