..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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