there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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