Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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