My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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