I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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