ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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