I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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