In the future we'll all be gay
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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