I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
