bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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