Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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