I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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