Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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