My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
