This girl is more easily done than said...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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