I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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