all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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