He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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