Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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