where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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