It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I smell stomach acid.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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