just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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