Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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