bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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