I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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