Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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