Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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