South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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