How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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