I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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